Scouser In Car Window Shocker

Now, every one of you is thinking of a stereotype, shell-suited, curly haired, moustachioed character walking away from a glass strewn car with a radio under his arm saying, “ Ay, Ay, calm down!”.
Shame on you! You couldn’t be further from the truth…. well maybe the shell-suit, hair, moustache and local vernacular, but definitely not the radio! (sat-nav’s are better).
Recently, we have seen a reversal of this regional pre-conception. Our resident scouser was seen hovering over the broken sunroof of one of our students’ cars BUT trying to fix it!
After most people’s immediate reaction of car, broken glass, scouser, call police, had passed, it was noticed that the said scouser actually had fixing materials to hand. It transpires that a stone had, somehow, smashed the sunroof en route and ‘Captain Scouser’ came to the rescue.
Not only can we say our materials are of the highest quality for picture framing, we can now say that they are also suitable for emergency vehicle repair, as put to the test by our delighted student. He managed to drive to Leeds with a sunroof made of non-reflective, plastic glass and 50mm Eco 15 Kraft Tape.
Please remember that this was under extreme cicumstances and we would not recommend you do the same ... the Police should ALWAYS be called when a Scouser is seen anywhere near your vehicle!
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